Trynna soak up the sun in Central Park
just tell me that you would “like to get to know [me] better”
My roommate left me his #PuertoRico #baseball jersey along with a message of solidarity for my primarily Dominican middle-schoolers
Narcissism? Incest? I don’t know, but it’s FUCKED UP!
My roommate’s gonna kick my ass when he finds out what I’ve been doing with his action figures.
That moment when you get tumblr and you realize why your action figures were ever so slightly out of place and your ex-roommate would ask “You don’t have tumblr, do you?” God, I miss that kid, he made my house a home.
That awkward moment when your ex-roommate gets a tumblr and finds out all the fucked up shit you did with his action figures while he was at work.