December 2011
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I am eternally, devastatingly romantic, and I thought people would see it...
– Catherine Breillat
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I need to meet more gay dudes so I can stop...
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Satan Claws
has been leaving some sweet presents in my stocking. Skimpy underwear, juggling balls… I think he has a crush on me. Hoping for a jockstrap or some lube tomorrow.
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I will never be above roomMOSHing
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A WHITE fucking limosine?!
Do i look like Liberace’s goddamn boyfriend for Christ’s sakes?!
Do I look like a coke dealer?!
Do I look like I’m going to the fucking prom?!
I'm gonna do what I do best
John Waters movie. Food. Couch.
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iamthebrainwasher replied to your photo: My new stick-n-poke! Mom would be so proud. I’m…
damn your legs are hairy
Hair pants
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Fun weekend
Thursday
Turned in my last undergraduate essay
Went to Universal Studios in Orlando and rode a bunch of roller coasters – I think you have to be gay to work at that place
Saw Ceremony that night in Orlando
I drove home late, but was really tired so I slept at a gas station in the middle of nowhere
Friday
Saw Ceremony in Miami and hung out with friends
Saturday
Saw Ceremony in Tampa
Got...
Done
Graduating next Saturday. Feels good, man. Going to Universal tomorrow (by myself, because I’m a fucking loser) but I get to see Ceremony tomorrow, the day after, and maybe even the day after that.
Downside: I applied for a job at Starbucks and they never called back. Fuck my life, right?
Moral: Don’t get a B.A. in English. That shit’s useless
Hello
My name is Steven and I am a stress-masturbator and procrastinator.
2.5 pages away from graduation
This feels so good
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Anonymous asked: where do you live?