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Jun 02

Goodbye

I’m just afraid that my grandma won’t be here the next time I come home

May 18

May 04

I’ve been celebrating Masturbation Month

Every month for the past 10 years

Apr 29

Best frandz

Apr 20

[video]

Apr 14

Which outfit should I wear for the Limp Wrist cover set tonight?

Apr 10

Literally the nicest dude in the world

Apr 08

I wish my grandpa would come back to life like Jesus :’(

2 years. Te extraño, viejo.

Apr 07

Dear gays,

If you use the expression “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you,” you’re just setting yourself up for failure

STOP IT!

“I had figured out that queer lovers could in fact fail, and spectacularly; but if you stayed on good terms with your exes, after the obligatory and hopefully brief period of hating them for ruining your life, you could get back on footing, perhaps even firmer than when you’d been together.” — “Never a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride” by Carol Queen

Apr 06

Went to buy big-boy clothes for work… ended up buying Street Sharks instead. I just wish he had his guitar :(

Apr 05

Best thing that’s happened to me in the past few months:

My best friend losing his virginity

So proud! :’)

Apr 04

If I had a middle name

It’d be “Rejection”

Mar 30

[video]

Mar 27

I got into 2 great grad schools

But, I can’t afford it

I probably should’ve thought of that before I applied

This sucks